John was a good looking but very emotional guy. But unfortunately he had very bad luck with the girls. Who so ever he loved always used him and then stabbed in the back. So one day he said to hell with the girls and became a Gay. He really had fun and was very satisfied with being gay and his male partners. But like all good things this had to end too. So one fine night he goes to sleep never wakes up. So when he goes up Saint Peter tells him you have been gay all your life which according to bible is a sin and thus you are being sent to the fires of hell to be burnt till eternity. He nods and gracefully accepts the sentence.
After a week God says it has been quite a long time since i inspected hell and if those sent there are getting their punishment regularly or not. So he went to hell to inspect. There on the door of hell he is greeted by Devil who said he would himself like to escort God for the inspection of the hell. When he went to see the fire section of hell he finds all fire are gone and it is really a cool place to hang. God goes in to a rage and demands an explanation from the Devil. Devil says since you have sent that gay John to the hell , none of our worker are ready to bend and shovel coal in the furnance.
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