1. It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?
2. It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI ( House maid)
3. First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?"
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
4. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
5. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
6. Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
7. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
8. Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
9. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
10. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
11. A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,
12. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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