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Friday, February 17, 2012

Life Of A Dog

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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her by minorities or illegal immigrants who are paid less than minimum wage. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. She pays her employees so little that she can afford to eat whatever she wants. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her - her medical insurance is paid for by her former employer, General Motors, and passed on to the consumer, or the taxpayers, when GM needs a bailout.


She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, minorities or illegal immigrants who are paid less than minimum wage clean it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She pays her employees so little that she can afford these accomodations. She is living like a queen, and has minorities or illegal immigrants who are paid less than minimum wage serve her. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day, pay high dollars for the products and services she sells, which she spends on herself, not the people who provide those services or produce the pose products - they are just minorities or illegal immigrants who are paid less than minimum wage.




I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Crap, my dog is a Repubican..!!

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