An insurance salesman, accountant and a secretary are traveling in through a rural area. Tired, they drive up to a small country inn. The owner tells them he only has a room with two beds so somebody will have to sleep in the barn for the night. The secretary loses a game of rock paper scissors and heads out to the barn while the others go to sleep. In less than an hour they are woken up by a knock. It's the secretary, who complains, "There is a pig in the barn. I'm Jewish, and cannot sleep near an unclean beast.”
The accountant gets frustrated and heads out to the barn The other two go to bed but soon are woken up by another knock. It's the accountant who says, "There is a cow in that barn. I'm a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred beast." The insurance salesman just wants to get some sleep he walks over to the barn in a huff. Some time goes by and the accountant and secretary fall fast asleep but they are woken up by a much louder pounding. They open the door and are surprised by what they see: The pig and the cow!
The accountant gets frustrated and heads out to the barn The other two go to bed but soon are woken up by another knock. It's the accountant who says, "There is a cow in that barn. I'm a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred beast." The insurance salesman just wants to get some sleep he walks over to the barn in a huff. Some time goes by and the accountant and secretary fall fast asleep but they are woken up by a much louder pounding. They open the door and are surprised by what they see: The pig and the cow!
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hahaha ...very nice!!
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