There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.
Then Santa says to Banta, "I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole".
So Santa comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can`t do it, so he walks back to Banta.
What is the problem , asks Banta.
Santa says Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.
So brave Banta decides he will do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa.
No way! , he says.
Santa asks, What is the problem?, Banta says, "Small world isn` it?"
Then Santa says to Banta, "I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole".
So Santa comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can`t do it, so he walks back to Banta.
What is the problem , asks Banta.
Santa says Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.
So brave Banta decides he will do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa.
No way! , he says.
Santa asks, What is the problem?, Banta says, "Small world isn` it?"
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