Suppose you are locked in a room for next 24 hours. I know it is very difficult to stay alone for whole day locked in a room with no facilities. So if you are given a choice to take one thing/person with you, what would you take with you? Please put your choice in comments. Thanks
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your penis?" The cowboy says, Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan
'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers,
because 'It really Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name
of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX"
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, " So, what do you guys
call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" The guy
next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY ... Like A Rock!" And gives a
wink.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!
Yesterday was my birthday. When I got up, my wife didn't wish me
Birthday. Then I went to my daughter's room and she too didn't wish me.
Then I went to my son's room and he didn't wish me too. I was very sad.
I got ready for the office and on the way picked up my best friend. I
was very surprised that he didn't wish me too. I really got very sad.
When I reached my office no one wished me. With a very heavy heart I
reached my cabin. There my very hot and sexy said , " Happy birthday
sir,". I got very happy that my
hot and sexy secretary wished me Birthday. Then she said sir, lets have
lunch together as it is your birthday today. After lunch she requested," Sir, please come to my house with me, I have got a very special present to give to you.". I was elated and all kind of thoughts came to my mind. With all the excitement I reached her house. She took me to her bedroom and said, " Sir, wait here, I come in 5 minutes. I have to go to bathroom. " I was very happy and said , " ok but don't be late. " After few minutes she came in. She had a birthday cake with her. And with her were my WIFE, my CHILDREN, My FRIEND & whole of my OFFICE STAFF. And I was waiting for herSITTING NUDE IN HER BED.