A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.
So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
-->
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth.
One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."
-->
More Hilarious Jokes :
An 18
year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The
girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
He
sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a
$2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple
of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive
a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?"
At
this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him. "You gonna try
again..."
More hilarious jokes:
