Lovely Bear

Farmer Joe lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said, "You stay here until you learn how to behave yourself".

Shortly afterwards it begin to rain. About an hour later a travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and asked the Farmer for a place to stay. The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house, however he could stay in the barn. He told the salesman there were no lights in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn. The Farmer said the bear would not bother him. The salesman went to the barn.


Later another travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and the Farmer told him about the barn - no lights and the tame bear. Salesmen left for barn.

One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer. He told her about the barn and mentioned the two travelling salesmen (he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear). The woman told the farmer that she could take care of herself and left for the barn.

Two hours later, heavy knocking at the door awakened the Farmer. When opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes torn and rumpled.

The Farmer said, "Good heavens, what happened to you?"


The woman replied, "I give up on human nature... the first guy gave me 500 bucks, the second guy gave me 1000 bucks, but that cheap jerk in the fur coat never even said thanks!"

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Insurance salesman

An insurance salesman, accountant and a secretary are traveling in through a rural area. Tired, they drive up to a small country inn.  The owner tells them he only has a room with two beds so somebody will have to sleep in the barn for the night.    The secretary loses a game of rock paper scissors and heads out to the barn while the others go to sleep.    In less than an hour they are woken up by a knock. It's the secretary, who complains, "There is a pig in the barn. I'm Jewish, and cannot sleep near an unclean beast.”



  The accountant gets frustrated and heads out to the barn    The other two go to bed but soon are woken up by another knock.    It's the accountant who says, "There is a cow in that barn. I'm a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred beast."    The insurance salesman just wants to get some sleep he walks over to the barn in a huff.    Some time goes by and the accountant and secretary fall fast asleep but they are woken up by a much louder pounding. They open the door and are surprised by what they see: The pig and the cow!

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