At the end of a long crime-fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.
Spiderman replies, "No, I have to repair my web spinner."
So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy.
Spiderman replies, "No, I have to repair my web spinner."
So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy.
Superman was getting turned on looking at her. He thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."
--> So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?"
"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
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