Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don..t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don..t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don..t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don..t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don..t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it..s bad
If you don..t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn..t respect her
If you don..t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it..s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that..s a girl..s way

If you visit another man, you..re not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it..s natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it..s just one of men..s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... WOMEN!

How to make a woman happy

How to make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

a friend, a companion, a lover, intelligent, a father, funny, a chef , an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a stylist, a good mother, creative , a psychologist , a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organizer, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic.

Without forgetting to:

give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, be very rich, not stress her out, not look at other girls

And at the same time you must:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself, give her lots of time, especially time for herself, give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

 How to make a Man Happy

Bring beer
Hand over the remote.

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