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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :
“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t
my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And
that woman was my mother!”
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a
drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,”The greatest
years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my
wife!”
The wife went; “ah!” with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds
trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally
blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was!”
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of story: Don't copy if you can not paste
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