Different definitions of a Kiss

Different definitions of a Kiss


College professors describe a kiss:

*COMPUTER SCIENCE*
"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."

*ALGEBRA*
"A kiss is two divided by nothing."

*PHYSICS*
"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart."

*CHEMISTRY*
"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts."

*ACCOUNTING*
"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned."

*ECONOMICS*
"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than
the supply."

*PHILOSOPHY*
"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for
the old."

*THEOLOGY*
"A kiss is divine."

*EARTH SCIENCES*
"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when
recycled often."

*PHARMACOLOGY*
"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails
you."

*LAW*
"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second
part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of
lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time
for a temporary period."

*POLITICAL SCIENCE*
"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone
other than your spouse."

*ENGINEERING*
"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word.

English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris
muscles in the state of contraction.

Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the
vital statistics of 36-24-36.

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